You can't play on broken strings
- Me: *scrolling through dashboard when Dad suddenly comes up behind me*
- Dad: *points at picture of Louis* Who's this gay cheesecake? I don't think he could be any gayer if he tried.
- Me: ASDFGHJKL I KNOW HE'S SO GAY.
- Dad: But don't you love these boys...?
- Me: Only because they're fucking gay as hell.
- Dad's friend: And that one *points at Harry* he's queer as a three dollar bill.
- Me: I love you all.
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